This is equal parts disgusting and hypnotic. We’ve seen hippos using their tails to spray their poop around, but we’ve only seen it on land—and the hippo wasn’t pressed right up against glass. Let’s ...

Everyone out of the pool! Officials counted 272 ­F-bombs — fecal “incidents” — in city pools last summer. If you’re counting, that’s about four a day during the 10-week swimming season. A lifeguard ...