In the farmhouse garage there is a glowing blue beacon on the workbench. Grab it with your tongue and take it to the crop circles in the field the left of the goat fighting arena. You’ll see that ...

The standard map of Goat Simulator has 21 Achievements to unlock. They are as pointless as the game itself, so of course you’ll want to complete them all. Here they are, in no particular order. Angel ...

Stefan is a machine that plays video games, writes about video games, and then stares at a wall. Staring at a wall is the most productive part of its day. Fittingly, the games achievements tend less ...

To get the Goat Queen trophy/ achievement in Goat Simulator 3, you’ll need to rank up your Goat Castle to B Tier, which translates to 90 Illuminati Points. Image Source: Coffee Stain North via ...

Just be a very still, very well-behaved goat for around 5 minutes to unlock this achievement. Do. Not. Move. To occupy the time while you wait, you could make a cup of tea and a sandwich while you ...

A new map means more Golden Goat Trophies to find. These little statues now float up and down, making them slightly easier to spot, but you’ll still need to examine every inch of Goat City Bay to ...

Anthony Puleo is a Freelance Writer for GameRant, but has a history working for the site. Having worked as a staff writer here for two years, he is very familiar with the gaming industry and plays ...