For reasons that I could not possibly ever begin to comprehend, the veteran character actor Steve Buscemi and the New York band Vampire Weekend marched together in the Easter Parade And Easter ...

(SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED RECORDING) STEVE BUSCEMI AND DANA CARVEY: (Singing) Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe. BLAIR: That's Steve Buscemi and Dana Carvey, who broke into song on the red carpet.

Born on the unluckiest of days, the 67-year-old has built an enviable roster of affable malcontents. With his debut on Season ...