On paper, Materialists is perfection. It's a love triangle romantic comedy, headlined by three movie stars with which the Internet is absolutely obsessed: Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson, and Pedro Pascal.

"What do you want?" "You." Chris Evans and Dakota Johnson called up Materialists costar Pedro Pascal to participate in the wholesome and viral "goodnight" prank. Both Evans and Johnson FaceTimed the fellow Materialists girl,

If Celine Song's wistful and much-lauded Past Lives was about old romances and new lives, Materialists ends up being a film about never-too-old romances and did-you-really-think-new lives.