You can picture it now, can’t you? The lights suddenly go dark as the bass line to El Incomprendido begins to pump, just as ...

A blowout loss in the rubber match against one of MLB's worst teams comes on a day the Phillies acquire one of the sport's best relievers.

Chris Paddack allowed one run over six innings, and Kerry Carpenter hit a two-run homer for the Tigers' 4th straight win.